A Virtual Blog Post

FRIENDS!

I know…I KNOW.

It has been twen­ty forevers.

(I learned that phrase from my mother-in-law…it’s a good one, no?)

Any­way.

There is so much to update!

I moved!

And turned 31!

And bought QuickBooks!

(Um, hel­lo. I went to school for stu­dio art and ele­men­tary edu­ca­tion. This IS, in fact, life-alter­ing news.)

But most impor­tant­ly, you should start plan­ning your trip to LA now.

Why?

Well, #1 — it’s warm there. Also, sun­ny. Most notably — not snow­ing, and NOT “Sprint­er.”

But sec­ond­ly, because I’m total­ly going to have a star on the Hol­ly­wood Walk of Fame.

I know, you must be think­ing that they are mak­ing a movie about my S’Mores cup­cake, and I don’t blame you…because that would be a pret­ty sweet movie!

(SWEET movie…get it…)

But actu­al­ly, a local jour­nal­ist named Bri­an Hooks (check him out! https://brianhooks.weebly.com) caught wind of this here blog…and decid­ed that YouTube need­ed a seri­ous increase in sparkles, cup­cakes, and med­ical mystery.

SO…without fur­ther ado…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDFAXk4FyhE

I won­der how Pra­da feels about an Oscars dress with feed­ing tube access…